Friday, 6 March 2015

The Chronicle of The Piggy Hunk : - Must Read


The practice of wearing smelly hairnets, coming to bed without having a bath-immediately after cooking-has been chronicled as some attitudes men find repulsive in ladies-hygiene wise. You are free to point out more-of your observations because today, I am looking at hygiene in men-from a woman’s view point!
It is a mistaken notion when some men carry on as if the issue of hygiene is a sole responsibility of the female folk-because of what they claim is our anatomy. Fact is, any enclosed space (e.g. the armpit, inbetween your legs etc) is bound to have some unfriendly odour (if not utterly offensive) if one does not go the extra mile in caring for such places and so-the practice of wearing briefs (abi na boxers?) for days unwashed is a big no no-hygiene wise. Such should not be worn more than once-assuming the guy is a very neat person!
It beats me why a guy would go through the day’s stress at work, come home, have his dinner, put on his sleep wear/boxers(probably unwashed-for days) and go straight to bed...without having a bath or even brushing his teeth. Yet, when his woman joins him on bed-he would want to be kissed, sucked and probably made love to..and when she faces the wall, claiming tiredness or headache-it becomes that she is doing shakara...it never occurs to some people that some of us still find it difficult to tell a partner that their breath isn’t friendly at all.
Would it be a crime if the reverse is the case? How many of us know that a fresh breath and nice body smell are complete turn ons -on their own? The one I find unbelievable is that someone would wake up with the ‘almighty morning unfriendly dragon abi na hippopotamus breath’ and go straight to their partner for a kiss/love making...I think the habit of freshening one’s breath first will help make things more alluring. Some people that have been married for a good number of years have probably turned a blind eye to these things but I bet you...these tiny but important practices help sweeten things in the bedroom and generally. I can’t imagine how BORRRING life will be with a man that one would constantly have to deal with his unpleasant breath/unfriendly body odour –in the bedroom.Damn it...there are times I am reminded of somebody-simply by coming across someone that’s wearing his kind of fragrance or placing your head on a pillow and his presence is immediately felt...because you can perceive his ‘scent’ on that pillow!
Do you know how hot if feels when your woman turns to you for a kiss or a hug and she has to linger(and not throw you a quick peck and bear hug because she can’t wait to come up for fresh air) a little longer on your chest because of your clean scent? I had to point these things out because men take a lot of them for granted, in fact there are not many men who go the extra mile when it comes to grooming.
Some of them see such as a waste of time because it is assumed that the woman has to carry the ‘hygiene basket’ on her head-thanks to her anatomy...very true that the onus is on the woman to go the extra mile but guess what? Going the extra mile (yourself-as a man) also makes you more desirable. Ask any woman...neat appearnce (not just clean clothes-I mean fresh breath, nice smell, clean nails, neat hair cut etc) is a complete TURN ON.
Infact, your grooming says a lot about your person. Some men only bother with wearing a perfume when they have an occasion...otherwise the perfume is just on their dressing table as an object of decoration.
Some men don’t even take the time to find out what works for them-when it comes to their method of shaving and the shaving products they use...that is why you see grown men with all sizes of ‘ugly looking’ bumps and the excuse is that their barber did this and did not use that...Infact, such bumps scenario immediately help me place such men...as far as personal grooming goes! In as much as there is more to making a relationship work, these seeming inconsequential but important gestures add to the sum total of the outcome of your relationship.
Don’t be boring and unexciting to the woman in your life by letting go of yourself...our (women) taste in men is getting more sophisticated o- because these days, we are bombarded by the neat appearance of the modern man on T.V.,magazines,internet etc and unconsciously...we fantasize too. If you can’t be a Denzel Washington...at least smell as good...lmao! It’s also the case with men-most guys like their women wearing certain hair styles, clothes etc...Thanks to the sexy things they see on television, magazines and the internet.
Besides, going that extra mile in your personal grooming boosts your confidence too...I have realised that most guys that are called fine boys are not necessarily handsome. They have just been able to cross their ‘Ts’ and dot their ‘Is’ in their personal grooming efforts-hygiene and appearance wise! It is not so difficult...you can start by having a bath and brushing your teeth before going to bed every night. The bad part of this is that you don’t even know that your breath is probably not as pleasant-to the person around you, more reason why it’s advisable to always go the extra mile-all the same. If you have company on certain nights...dab a little bit of mild cologne not the N200 one’s that will smell about the whole street. Mild is often better...it sweetens things, believe me! Don’t go to bed reeking of the day’s sweat.
Go the extra mile and Love would surely be kind on you

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